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Certainly a chaotic game: fun to watch everything explode. It's got my favorite old-school game thingy that I love: where the game gets so wild it actually tanks the frame rate and slows everything down. I gotta say, I was super confused at first: I didn't even notice I could control the gnomes at the bottom and thought it was just down to luck and where you dropped the gnomes from the plane as to whether you'd win. To be fair, though, that got me through like 10 levels no problem, and even when I did learn I could control the gnomes at the bottom, it didn't help because either the balls bounce around too fast, or they glitch out on the ribbons and I can't bounce them back up into play anyway, haha!

Also, there was like a weird glitch at the start where a bunch of medals popped up? I don't think it actually gave me them, but still, odd. Also, speaking of that, some stages require more than 90% or so to win, so having a medal for 90% struck me as a bit redundant as it didn't make sense for those ones.

Hmmm, pretty decent game with an alright idea, but was a little too frustrating for me to play. There is a pretty neat strategy to the game where you have to switch between slow movement but powerful shots, and fast, evasive movement but weak shots and it did make the simple combat a bit exciting. But at the end of the day, it just felt like everything moved so fast and jerky, and everything was so tiny, it was annoying to keep track of everything. Feedback didn't help either: enemies and shots just blink out of existence instead of a satisfying explosion, I couldn't tell when I was being damaged because my slow blue color would override the damage color, and when I died, which I did a lot, it would just immediately punt me to the menu instead of having a death animation. Feels like it has the core of a kinda decent shooter, but it could use some more polish to help everything flow and feel better. But, I am an old man now, so maybe it's just my reflexes dulling, haha.

Pretty neat game! Especially love the gorgeous presentation: the animation of the character and the background with its parallax and day/night transitions are very mesmerizing. Gameplay is simple, but fun to get through: felt good to get better at movement and learning little tricks. Interesting use of outlines around obstacles to help visibility (I wonder if this should always be on for easy/medium but not hard, or maybe graphics changed so obstacles stand out without them, or whatever). Only thing that hurts it for me at the moment was 1) it seems like the world is not randomized, which I feel hurts replayability a bit, and 2) there's no score tracking or anything when I wish there was so I can try and save Hanukkah even faster than last time.

KJScott responds:

Yup, the randomised layout reconsidered but I didn't have enough time to develop and put it in, I fully agree with you there. The same goes for score/time tracking. That one though should be relatively easy to implement, so i might take another look at this soon and see if i can't throw a best time in for each difficulty.

Definitely seems to be pretty solid and has a lot going for it, presentation-wise, and I do love a good beat-em-up, but at the moment it just felt a bit awkward to play. The character just felt incredibly stiff, slow, and frustrating to control: usually a punch comes out immediately when you press a button in these beat-em-ups, but here, it takes a long time. Air control was a bit weird as well where it felt like you were too committed to your initial arc or something. There's a parry system which seems cool, but enemies barely give telegraphs of when they are about to attack, so you end up just having to guess pretty much. There's a neat combo system, but I had no way of knowing what my combos were except for memorizing them, and when I bought combo extensions I didn't know what combos they affected and how. I really wanting to get some cool juggle combos going, or some cool defensive counters, but there's so much lag and recovery on my character, I couldn't cancel anything and it just left me feeling so slow, stifling my creativity. Levels were a bit drab as well, with them being incredibly short scenarios and enemies just lining up to get punched. Gameplay can end up feeling a bit tedious from this as well as other things, like the fact you can't hit enemies on the ground, instead having to wait for them to get up. Items are upgrades were weird as well: I unlocked blade mode, but it turned out I have to buy it again if I want to have it for another level? I think this game does have a lot of heart, though, and could end up being cool: hope you get a lot of feedback and I'd love to see more from this!

MagicWing responds:

thanks for feedback.
i will try my best to improve the game.
notice:you can hit enemies on ground after unlocked corresponding skills

Pretty neat arcade game: reminded me of games like Gyruss, Super Hexagon or Tempest 2000! Love the sleek minimalist presentation that still had a lot of cool and powerful feedback for good gamefeel. Was a little confusing to get used to the controls at first (and I still kept messing up left/right constantly) but it felt good to get skilled at everything. Game seemed to have some good design to it as well: for example, I liked how the spiky block enemies do not damage you when they spawn, with there being a grace period before they do so to avoid spawning on top of you for unfair insta-damage. I loved the music/color transitions between levels: always made it exciting to get farther and farther, especially to fight a boss!

Bloody charming game! The world was so fun to wander around in and interact with everything: I love a game where you can examine and talk with so many people and get so much flavor text, and this game had it by the truckload. There was just so many little things, from the psuedo Windows interface, the cool dance sessions, the text variety for showing emphasis (I gotta say the torn-up couch text is hard to read though, avoid that), all sorts of crazy characters to talk with, and cat puns, woo! Would love to see even more from this world.

Gotta say, though, having dance moves where you have to hit all 4 arrows at the same time is an odd design decision: it might not even be possible on some keyboards, so I would think it would be best removed.

It's a nice little game: good moral message, a large variety of interesting events and funny dialogue, and some charming graphics. I felt, overall, that it was a bit drab and dull, however. It just felt like days went on and on with just doing the same thing: allot hearts to tasks, pick food, click door, maybe get lucky and do a special event, repeat. Everything was just text, text, text. I think it would really help if there was some extra art and sounds peppered in to make it more exciting. For example, you could show some cute drawing for the events, like Santa with his snowmen, instead of just describing them with text. Also, maybe you could have some sound bites for when Santa is feeling sad or happy, and maybe have some more flavor text, quips between Elf and Santa, to make things more lively and sociable and show their progress. Also, instead of just making the present pile a percentage, I think it would be cool if the bag kept getting fuller and fuller with presents and such. Just need a lot of little things like that, I felt! Still, a cute wholesome game nonetheless.

Neat little game! Lots of interesting powers and puzzles, as well as charming visuals and sound make this a solid piece. Little confusing at the start: wasn't sure what the controls were so I had no idea I could attack or push boxes (since theres a weird delay before they actually get pushed): all I had was this weird door with an S on top and a down arrow to do something that didn't seem to reset the boxes. I also had to guess controls like how to switch between characters. Once I got going and learned everything, though, it got going good! Puzzles were tough, both in terms of their difficulty and unfortunately, in the confusing controls: whenever I pushed a stack of boxes, for example, I could never be sure whether I was just going to push a few in the stack or the entire stack. Boxes also ended up getting a little glitchy at times where you could stack em on top of another character and they could get stuck. Still, game was definitely interesting enough were I kept wanting to get through it!

Pretty fun game! Little confusing at the start since I wasn't sure how to throw goblins (I think it should just throw them in the direction you're facing when you let go of Z, instead of requiring you to hold a direction when you let go) and I didn't know how to get a wench back from a goblins grasp (maybe have a mash button icon pop-up above the struggle) but once I got going I had some good arcade fun! Felt good to get better and better and learn advanced strategies like setting up combos by slamming goblins into other goblins or making them red to use them as explosives against their own kind. Would love to see maybe a little bit of a story element with an intro and maybe an ending, nothing huge, just simple, but nonetheless the game was nicely done anyway.

Hmm, my initial impression of this game wasn't that great at the start. Don't get me wrong, I love the concept and everything and I think the gameplay is good once you get going. But it took me a long time to get used to it at first. The graphics are so gaudy and loud and you move so fast it's very difficult to tell what the hell is going on: I couldn't tell if I was invincible or being hit or where bullets were or where guns were on the floor because everything just got lost in this sea of glitchy graphics. Once my eyes adjusted to it as much as they could, I started having fun running and gunning, but it was still a bit frustrating as one slip and I could lose track of what's happening. If the graphics could just be cleaned up a bit more so things could be more readable, this game would be an absolute slam dunk for me!

MoeAnguish responds:

That's very fair. thanks for the review!

Still working at it, bit-by-bit.

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