Total Medals Earned: 2,930 (From 613 different games.) Total Medal Score: 44,815 Points
Medals Earned: 16/16 (160/160 points)
Kick your first Crimp
Check the credits
Kill someone in the credits menu
Pause the game
Restart a level
Clean the Newgrounds Office
Clean the Newgrounds Basement
Clean Tom Fulp's Living Room
Clean Pub CastaƱon
Soup
Clean Ranch Ramirez
Clean the Junkyard
Clean HELL
Clean Space
Clean the Newgrounds Portal
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
You made it 2 minutes without going bankrupt. Good job.
You doubled your seed money!
You made a million in profit which you store on your new yacht.
To the moon!!!! Or mars, whichever you prefer Mr. Musk.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/185 points)
Complete world one.
Complete world two.
Complete world three.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 20/24 (200/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Medals Earned: 4/20 (25/110 points)
Played the game for the first time
Complete a level with both balls
Complete Level 0
Complete Level 1
Beat the level with both testicles detached
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Complete Level 13
Complete Level 14
Complete Level 15
Medals Earned: 14/14 (140/140 points)
Better safe than sorry
Great work!
Get a paying job you bum
I need some money
Get your hands on a "legit" copy of Flash8
You completed the game, yay
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/35 points)
Kill Angry Faic to the Death
Medals Earned: 8/11 (50/90 points)
Witness a Stepford miracle
Kill 1 enemy
Blub
Open the game
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
this game done put pig physics innit
see it.
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 6/16 (160/320 points)
Defeat the east boss Thraxxan
Defeat the Black Dragon Sheregon
Defeat the west boss Dathaphos
Defeat the Hearth of Corruption
Defeat the north boss Hirunga
Defeat the Keymaster
Complete the dungeon and get the hammer
Defeat the Necromancer at the north boss's antechamber
Defeat the Witch Queen at the Southeast
Defeat the Old Sword Bearer in the southwest
Defeat the Dark Being
Defeat the Crucible of Shadows
Defeat the Hierophant
Get a companion
Find the Light Crystal and purify the sword
Unlock the secret ending