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I recently played Blue Stinger, having always wanted to play it as a kid, and uh, yup, this is pretty accurate!

tscoct responds:

NO WAY I GOT IT???

What the hell, she was hit by a ball when she didn't swing at it, that'd be considered a hit-by-pitch and she should go to first base, not get a strike! This game is rigged! Rigged!

Course, she did then run past fellow runners on base, which should've gotten her out...maybe call it even?

Very nice cartoon.

Some of y'all are under arrest for flagrant color usage in a sketch collab! Haha, just kidding, I don't know the rules. Anyway, really cool entries from everyone: I especially love the really dynamic scenes with fighting and explosions: something about the sketchy nature of them really seems to add to the kinetic feeling!

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It's nice and I'm sure it may appeal to the classic maze-lovers, but I couldn't really get into it: not only does it feel too overwhelming with the way it's so jumbled together, making everything look the same in that it's difficult to make a mental map, it doesn't look appealing either or engender a sense of adventure. I tried my best and, credit where it's due, I did start to see some patterns and routes in the maze, like funnels where wrong ways send you back to the start, but again, I just ended up feeling bored and not wanting to deal with it. Some of it might be down to me not being a fan of the genre, perhaps, but I'd still say that some work could've been done to make it more appealing.

cidoku responds:

I think you're right about a lot of that. It's a learning experience. Thank you for the nice review.

Hmm, bit mixed on this one!

On one hand, the initial impressions were pretty high! Feels like the Chat Fonce series has had a serious graphical facelift, and I felt like the 3D environments and movements were very nice and smooth! I liked the way that the camera was flexing its skills by framing the scene at the start, and speaking of the camera, the way that it is more zoomed-out now helps deal with the rather cramped and claustrophobic feel that the previous games had, which made it much easier and enjoyable to navigate the world.

On the other hand, though, the game still didn't do quite enough to impress me to keep me engaged the whole way through, and I found myself dropping off midway. The world just felt rather dull and lifeless, all looking very similar, lacking any sort of special effects, sound or pizazz. It didn't help either that certain quality-of-life features were absent, such as how if you press a key while text is being typed out, it skips to the next line instead of just filling out the text as it properly should.

It's cute, and I like the upgrades, but could still use a bit more meat on its bones for an appealing experience, I think!

Wow, this was quite the rollercoaster ride!

Initial impressions were a bit rocky, as once again I was seeing an art collab where it's going with the unexciting, bare-minimum-effort slideshow presentation. Well, bare-minimum-effort isn't completely fair as I did have to admit that it had a certain sense of style and grace to it, what with its crisp layout, cool music and nice subtle effects for buttons and transitions, as well as these weird joke pop-ups. I also liked that there were links to artist's profiles when you click on their names...or at least there should be, as only some of them work (poor Chdonga gets shafted, for example).

That all changed when I got to the poetry section, however: what an experience that was! Great voice acting, a nice variety of different poetry cadences and styles, cinematic presentation, and so on! This is the kind of interesting creativity that I live for in art collabs, and I'm really surprised you don't lead with this as the hook since it makes a much stronger impression! Course, there are still a few weird errors that bodge the work up, such as janky audio cut-offs, but still, very memorable indeed!

riot100233 responds:

ea sports

Recent Audio Reviews

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Hey, thanks for having me on! I feel kinda bad in retrospect, having somehow simultaneously said so much while saying so little: despite chattering on non-stop (sorry if you wanted to ask more questions besides the first one lol) I nevertheless had so much I still wanted to mention afterwards and was kicking myself for not doing so! Got totally confuzzled at the end too and starting veering off-topic for some reason: augh, I was a nervous wreck! Ah well, you live and you learn: best of luck for both of us in future productions!

Aalasteir responds:

Thank you so much for being on! I am extremely grateful that you wanted to share your experiences. I really enjoyed listening to you. Those were all the questions I had, and I tried my best not to interrupt. I really like your voice, I listened to your episode multiple times and the experience was amazing each time.

Absolutely, best of luck for both of us in future productions!

I've had this stuck in my head for quite some time after playing Mimiquest: what a great battle tune, and I absolutely love the dynamic transition when you make it to the halfway point!

Holy moley, I may not have liked the actual game that much, but this music absolutely slaps: can't get it outta my head!

EDIT: It's now 2/4/2023 and I'm still coming back to this now and then!

Recent Art Reviews

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I'm in this photo and I don't like it.

That's how the meme goes, right?

Still working at it, bit-by-bit.

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